{"id":1584,"date":"2014-09-12T11:29:12","date_gmt":"2014-09-12T11:29:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bittesuite.wordpress.com\/?p=1584"},"modified":"2014-09-12T11:29:12","modified_gmt":"2014-09-12T11:29:12","slug":"people-at-parties-abroad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ryankeelerlives.com\/bittesuite\/people-at-parties-abroad\/","title":{"rendered":"People at Parties Abroad"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_1585\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1585\" style=\"width: 204px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1585\" src=\"https:\/\/www.ryankeelerlives.com\/bittesuite\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/steve_irwin_shocked.jpg?w=204\" alt=\"An English friend tries attracting nearby Americans with the telltale &quot;WOOOO!&quot; call.\" width=\"204\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ryankeelerlives.com\/bittesuite\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/steve_irwin_shocked.jpg 273w, https:\/\/www.ryankeelerlives.com\/bittesuite\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/steve_irwin_shocked-205x300.jpg 205w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 204px) 85vw, 204px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1585\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">An English friend tries attracting nearby Americans with the telltale &#8220;WOOOO!&#8221; call.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>One of the great joys of living abroad is making friends with people from other countries&#8211;expats and natives alike. It&#8217;s an absolute riot comparing cultures. For instance, the English have right around 1 million ways to call a person &#8220;drunk.&#8221; I can think of 6 that we use in the States. And one of them is &#8220;drunk.&#8221; Also, when we Americans get excited, we tend to emit a telltale &#8220;Wooooo!&#8221; sound that turns other nationalities (especially the English) into spontaneous Steve Irwins who had prior been on the hunt for precisely our elusive kind. &#8220;Blimey! Lookee there! That sound means we&#8217;ve stumbled upon our first American of the night!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>One of the greater joys of living abroad, then, is partying with those international friends.<\/p>\n<p>This is the beginning of series of posts called &#8220;People at Parties Abroad.&#8221; After over a year here, I&#8217;m convinced that I&#8217;m seeing patterns&#8211;patterns that tie behavior at parties to a person&#8217;s country of origin. Each post in this series will be somewhat of a straw-man portrayal of a single nationality at a party abroad. They&#8217;ll describe what I see. Over and over again. Every time I go to a party. I&#8217;ll look forward to comments about whether or not other people notice the same patterns.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll start with us&#8211;the Americans&#8211;and our desire to be honorary members of everyone else&#8217;s culture, whether we&#8217;re invited in or not. From there, I&#8217;ll cover Mexicans, who want everyone else to be an honorary member of their culture, whether they asked for it or not. After them, I think I&#8217;ll cover the French, but I&#8217;m not convinced that I know enough about them, yet. From then on out, it&#8217;s just about which patterns I notice first.<\/p>\n<p>If you find this even half as fascinating as I do, bookmark this page and check back often. This should be fun.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;when we Americans get excited, we tend to emit a telltale &#8220;Wooooo!&#8221; sound that turns other nationalities (especially the English) into spontaneous Steve Irwins&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[22,42,46,69,70,76],"class_list":["post-1584","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-expat-life","tag-culture","tag-humor","tag-international","tag-party","tag-pattern","tag-rant"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ryankeelerlives.com\/bittesuite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1584","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ryankeelerlives.com\/bittesuite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ryankeelerlives.com\/bittesuite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ryankeelerlives.com\/bittesuite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ryankeelerlives.com\/bittesuite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1584"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ryankeelerlives.com\/bittesuite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1584\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ryankeelerlives.com\/bittesuite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1584"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ryankeelerlives.com\/bittesuite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1584"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ryankeelerlives.com\/bittesuite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1584"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}